Thank you GTA IV for teaching me the winning formula to a date with a lady (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by doublepepperoni@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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Take her to a strip joint, then leave her unceremoniously sitting in a chair by herself while you disappear into a backroom with a stripper. Then a few minutes later you just dart out of the door wordlessly with your date in tow before driving her back to her apartment where you obviously have sex

None of the friend/girlfriend activities are particularly well thought out in GTA IV outside of maybe the pool, darts and bowling minigames but the strip club visits are just so awkward. Why isn't it just a fade in fade out type of deal like going to a restaurant

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Niko Bellend knows how to seduce the ladies, put them in the cuck chair while you get a lapdance!

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