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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show (apnews.com)
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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

So the story we're going with is that an innocent man was imprisoned, then killed himself on your watch

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

our society is buying into the narrative that russia is responsible for this global illuminati pedo sex, sacrifice & cannibalism ring; so it makes sense that they would buy this too.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Can't believe Russia would do all this to incriminate this saint of a man, then kill him in a US prison, all to bersmirch the good name of US oligarchs.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

he killed himself, remember? lol

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