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i've seen libs fantasizing that "he knows he did bad things and is taking the ship down with him as retribution for his crimes" but i don't believe that lmao so what are some theories?

the wildest theory of all? he's actually innocent

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[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago

The answer is that there are 10 billion Epstein files and no one will ever even see a courtroom because the combinatorial explosion of motions and counter-motions will bring the creaking legal system to its knees. The absolute first (and probably only) sentence for anything will be delivered by Supreme High Judiciar Mecha-Roberts in the year 2037, the summary execution of one of Epstein's house cleaners for the crime of leaving a thin layer of dust on the back of some faux Roman bust.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

they're like those out of touch people who think we can just all get arrested as a form of protest, but it actually works for them because they're rich.

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