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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 34 points 3 months ago

Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

You've been at sea too long, sailor.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Nope!! Say that's a nice cockle you've got there, can I touch it?...

Ok, you may be correct!

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