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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Yeah it's actually a really shitty substitute for blood, it's just slightly less shitty than dying. It was all about keeping the blood pressure high enough so that what little blood you had would work. Coconut water was one of the only things that could do that without also killing you. It's still a very bad day

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well you could always go the boiled water and some salt route. "Yo dog I heard you liked shock so I infused some water with bacteria antigens in it so you could go into shock while you're going into shock."

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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