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The green lean mean killing machine
(lemmy.world)
Context: after eating a death cap (Amanita phalloides), you'd notice a few of the symptoms at first, but these usually resolve after a day or two. After this, you'll enter a latent phase where you feel fine, but your liver and kidneys slowly start to fail. By the time you notice, it's usually already too late.
I had rabies, but after a few days I felt better.
Would you like a glass of water?
As much as I would want a death cap mushroom! Both can and will kill you!
So not wanting the water then? I have bad news for you...
Allright if you're gonna be like that just give me the damn mushroom.
Don't do it! It's a trap!
Don't you know mushrooms are mostly made out of water!?
I fucking knew they were in cahoots!
Fucking dicks.