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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

"Oh your boss threatening to fire you is 'like communism'"

"I listen to guys who are forced to work on weekends say that it's like communism"

"Is your giant multinational company communist?"

[audience laughs]

"Does your CEO have a portrait of Stalin in his office? Do your kids read Karl Marx in school"

[laughter]

"I mean, really, are we [pause] not living in a capitalist country?"

"People keep pointing out child poverty here and say it's like North Korea. Have you been to the DPRK? Can you really say that the stuff you see daily is going on in the competing social system you know nothing about?"

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[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Motherfucker I literally heard some idiot small business tyrant say something is 'like communism' in the last hour.

And this isn't the first time this happened for me on hexbear! I think of something or something happens to me, then boom it's on hexbear.

Have you fuckers bugged my phone? :owl-pissed:

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

It was me I put a grasshopper on your phone owl-wink

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I KNEW IT, THAT'S WHY I SMELLED URINE

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net broke into my apt and shit on the carpet last night too.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Yes. Only think positive thoughts about Enver Hoxha.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Hmmm. Maybe Wisconscom should make a comeback, that would be pretty funny.

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