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Imagine being a monarchist and this is Your Guy
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this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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look at my divinely appointed ruler dawg I'm going to starve
Sick fit
Sometimes I have a fantasy of becoming POTUS and demanding the UK giving me the crown jewels as an act of fealty. Then I leverage the jewels to sweeten some trade deal with India. It usually ends with me holding up the hope diamond that shines across a cricket stadium as I yell the hindi equivalent of "Ich bin ein Berliner".
मैं एक जेली डोनट हूँ
Silly hats only
imagine trying to explain to any indigenous group on turtle island or in africa that the soulless mayoids that are about to invade, genocide, and enslave them are exclusively ruled by petulant children wearing silly clothes and wigs and funny hats.
There is actually a tribe in the Amazon that considers him some sort of god of fertility. There's a docuseries about it.
Edit: googled it and found the cargo cult "the prince Philip movement". Probably the ones I was thinking of, so not a tribe but a part of one.
that was his dad, i wonder what they're up to now the old lich is dead
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Why does her hat look photoshopped?
Because there is a smaller hat inside that actually fits on her head I think. Otherwise the fancy crown would just slip down and cover her face.
Legendary Achievement (Unclaimed): If you give the hat a big enough bop on top it slips over her face and her head gets stuck in it.
I think my mom had the same purple dress when she was pregnant.