alright am i alone in thinking the 2.5 centimeters is the weirdest part? not even the butler, the SHEER AMOUNT OF TOOTHPASTE
wait, this isn't a joke post?
you made me doubt it and i looked and yes, he really does want these things. the toothpaste centimeter thing is because he wants exactly an inch of toothpaste out of a crested silver dispenser, which translates to 2.54cm. the claims come from Omid Scobie's book "Endgame: Inside the Royal Family and the Monarchy’s Fight For Survival"
We need an emoji of the baby from Dinosaurs
this guy ain’t cutting it
Charles is inbred right? This is the kind of shit inbred monarchs have always done.
None of this is surprising. Royals were always weird neurotic pussies
Like that this comments section isn't filled with his defenders claiming this extreme privilege is just undiagnosed autism and criticizing it is ableism like I've seen when this is posted elsewhere.
I think that's more insulting to autistic people than making fun of a Prince for being a spoiled adult brat who throws temper tantrums. Autistic people arent that demanding and if someone was, they would still need to be rich and privileged enough to make those impositions
Yeah, it could be both
In this case it wouldnt make a difference. I know ive read way back that mental health treatment is at its lowest at the poorest and richest levels, poorest cause lack of access and richest cause you can just pay make the world suit you. I have no idea how fact based this was, it was years ago that I saw it, but it passes a vibes check
Bruh what
lmao that's incredible. I love when people use woke talking points to defend the most reactionary people on the planet, it's genuinely hilarious
I myself have a plush isopod and that's never impacted my work but the rest is ridiculous
If i could afford Royalty Level toilet paper I'd probably take it with me as well. Probably hard to go back
Imagine beging a monarchist. Peroid.
Pretty cringe.
I gotta get some citations on these. You'd think that at least Lizzy would've put a stop to this.
2.5 centimeters of toothpaste is like a lot, the dude is foaming like crazy
Just raises questions about the toothbrush.
Maybe seizing the toothbrushes will be necessary after all.
As much as I'd love to believe this screenshot of uncredited text, this is how I knew it was all fake. No British person cares that much about brushing their teeth
There's interviews with his butler where the butler talks about the toothpaste and also being called into his office in order to throw out one piece of paper into a paperbasket next to the desk.
Skepticism is only worth anything if you follow it up with research and this shit is pretty easy to look into. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a38743898/prince-charles-doesnt-squeeze-out-his-own-toothpaste/
I think they were just cracking a joke
The mean number of missing teeth was significantly higher in the US .. than in England
Consistently higher RII and SII [inequality index] values were found in the US than in England
The oral health of US citizens is not better than the English, and there are consistently wider educational and income oral health inequalities in the US compared with England.
I mean 
but this was always silly.
Waiting for USAians to come up with a criticism of foreign countries that isn't even worse in their own.
americans make fun of brits for having fairly normal looking teeth, meanwhile americans have weird shiny white teeth that they feel the need to show off to the world doing this face: 
This is where it comes from. British people, celebs especially, didn't spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on expensive cosmetic dental surgery, they just had their natural teeth, so they're a bit crooked and a little yellow.
custom velvet toilet paper
pause. wtf does that even mean? is he wiping his ass with fucking fabric? is he just regularly annihilating plumbing everywhere he shits or something? i don't understand.
Kinda misleading, Kleenex Velvet is the brand name and it's not sold in some countries so he has to travel with it
that's a brand name? wild
Kleenex is basically synonymous with tissue paper in the US but I've never heard of them selling toilet paper before. Cottenelle is the TP brand from Kimberly-Clark in the US.
tissue paper
For us, tissue paper is the thin packing paper that comes with fancy chocolates or gifts. We call facial/jizzual tissues just 'tissues'
Really? Over here (Aus) they're known for both. There is a Kleenex product for every orifice!
Apparently they own Kotex as well, so every orifice is truly accounted for.
Napkins and cotton swabs too? Here Kleenex is strictly for your nose (or nut). I think the tissues did so well that the idea of Kleenex for your butt is weird.
It's just toilet paper, which is probably made in the same factories as tissue paper, so Kleenex decided to cut out the middleman there. Not sure why they only do it in some places though. Maybe the US has too competitive of a toilet paper market?
No its a simple matter of branding. Kleenex is a brand owned by Kimberly Clark, which also owns the TP brand Cottonelle. No reason to compete against yourself unless you're trying to make another brand look good by comparison.
Theres also the fact that the Kleenex brand in the US is extremely closely tied to facial tissues that its basically synonymous. Making a Kleenex TP would dilute that reputation.
I know I was lowkey disappointed
Probably extra soft toilet paper kept away from us because if we knew there more than one kind of softness, we'd never stop killing for it
must have servants to launder the royal shit rags, what decadence
He's got a dude whose job it is to emboss the royal monogram on every square of what's otherwise just Charmin 2 ply.
They call him the ~~Lord of the Privy Chamber~~
Edit - Even better! A Groom of the Stool
Heneage and Denny, as servants "whom he used secretly about him", were privy to Henry VIII's most intimate confidences about Anne of Cleves. He told them he doubted her virginity, on account of "her brests so slacke".
Why is this so funny to me, wtf are you on about Henry
Damn, there really is a royal asswiper.
sometimes i wonder just how insufferable i would be had i grown up in the royal family
You don't understand, he forced the media to use the full government name instead of "prince Andrew"
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