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Imagine being a monarchist and this is Your Guy (hexbear.net)
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[-] fox@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago

He's got a dude whose job it is to emboss the royal monogram on every square of what's otherwise just Charmin 2 ply.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

They call him the ~~Lord of the Privy Chamber~~

Edit - Even better! A Groom of the Stool

[-] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 hours ago

Heneage and Denny, as servants "whom he used secretly about him", were privy to Henry VIII's most intimate confidences about Anne of Cleves. He told them he doubted her virginity, on account of "her brests so slacke".

Why is this so funny to me, wtf are you on about Henry

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

Damn, there really is a royal asswiper.

this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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