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His ass alive in Tel Aviv and playing Fortnite
I was still skeptical but it's really really fucking hard to stay skeptical when things like organs that shouldn't be there exist.
I guess he had the resources to harvest a new one out of a child and have it implanted. If it came from his eugenics farm in New Mexico and used his genetic material (e.g., to reduce risk of tissue rejection), the kid that they stripped for parts might have been predisposed to the same health issues as Epstein.
This is half-shitpost, half-"this isn't really beyond the pale for these chucklefucks" territory
I fucking hate that I can't reject this idea.
I don't think a prostate is an organ that can be successfully transplanted though. But I hate that the "this isn't medically feasible" is the part of this that actually makes it unlikely, rather than the monstrousness of the idea.
It is about that time
Right?!
There's a book I read as a kid called "House of the Scorpion" with the same premise
You mean Roblox
Edit: I don't necessarily think he's alive.
I thought it was far more likely the account just got hacked or some shit but at this point more and more things seem to actually lead to this being a possibility. Insane.
Just his ass though, that's why he's so shitty at it