If the moneylenders in the temple used bitcoin, they would have been safe from Jesus' assault on the free market. (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 days ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If Jesus doesn't have their wallet key, flipping their table won't matter. The transaction is being conducted on the blockchain. This demonstrates how crypto is the future of finance.

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Doesn't matter. Cold storage wallets would allow the temple moneylenders to protect their digital assets against Jesus.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Looks like cold storage just activated and sent money to the shrimp jesus jr., oops

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