Mar-a-lago face (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] tonytins@pawb.social 8 points 4 hours ago

She melted her face for nothing.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

She melted her face for ~~nothing~~ tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars and job security for life.

Fixed it for you.

Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷

this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2026

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