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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

[-] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

One of those detachable penises eh?

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno... I LIKE having a detachable penis.

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 17 hours ago

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

Not my pocket penis!

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