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[-] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

One of those detachable penises eh?

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno... I LIKE having a detachable penis.

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