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Don't text me when i'm alkylating shit
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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
To alkylate is to attach an alkyl group, which basically means attaching a saturated hydrocarbon chain to them, which is shown with the bendy things attached to the people in the image.
I think you're thinking of alkal in the sense of alkaline, which is basic/high pH