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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

When she consented, it became his nightmare.

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.

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