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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard (midwest.social)
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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

When she consented, it became his nightmare.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

Eugggggghhhh! Oh.. poor doggo!

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago

I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

Grab ‘em by the dog face

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

[-] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 2 points 2 months ago

@HootinNHollerin 😅

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

He's the first president to not own a dog

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That made me curious enough to look it up.

It's not true; only 33 out of 45 presidents have owned dogs. However, Trump is the first since William McKinley not to own one, and is one of only two (the other being James K. Polk) to not own a pet at all.

https://potus.com/presidential-facts/types-of-pets/

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