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[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Eyooooo

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

When she consented, it became his nightmare.

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Eugggggghhhh! Oh.. poor doggo!

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

[-] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 2 points 1 day ago

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

Grab ‘em by the dog face

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026

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