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https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-navy-investigates-sabotage-uss-gerald-r-ford-fire-1786273

any sailors from the Gerald Ford reading this postthank you for your service 🫡

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[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 72 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Considering the fire started in the ship's laundry facility, I'm calling this one "Schrödinger's floating dormitory full of dudebro manchildren who have never once cleaned a lint trap in their fucking lives."

Respect your electric clothes dryer, or it will literally burn you alive.

Thank you for coming to my a-guy talk.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

This is the same ship where they were flushing clothing down the toilets. It's pretty likely that the fire is the same people that did that in my opinion.

[-] Poutine@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Someone remembered the Reddit posts about using dryer lint as a firestarter and had a 💡 moment.

[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

I gotta believe they're not having each individual sailor do their own laundry unsupervised like a laundromat though right? Surely there are people whose job it is to do the laundry for the whole ship? So maybe these people know their shit well enough to get away with making it look plausibly enough like an accident or something. I have no idea though, I'm just speculating wildly

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Or like they toilet system they went with something that only works part of the time or easy to break?

Although idk how you'd mess up industral size laundry systems but also didn't think they could mess up plumbing.

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