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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

She tried to kill him once before and failed, and he not only stayed together but continued to let her get near his food and drink? My guy...

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Some kinks are unhealthy

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they were Mormons. Their views on marriage are kinda...unique.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"yeah it's risky but that I can beat that pussy up like Muhammad Ali and drive her wild even after I'm done with her sister so it's a fair trade"

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sex must have been amazing

this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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