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[-] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nobody was thinking straight during the Covid Panic. I got the vaccine because I’m the type of person it likes to kill.

But it surprised me that the crowd that are terrified of Forever Chemcalz, atomz, BPA, microplastics and frequently scream “Regulations are written in blood!” were chomping at the bit to force everyone to get injected with a product from Big Pharma that was fast tracked and bypassed all normal regulations to get to market as soon as possible by the executive orders of a billionaire president they despised.

Meanwhile, the MAGA crowd were booing Trump at his rallies when he told them to go out and get vaccinated.

The whole world had gone cross-eyed.

Edit:

If any humans happen into this thread, take a look at these bots below replying, upvoting, downvoting. It’s shocking. It’s like There Will Come Soft Rains in reverse.

They have no idea what I’m saying. I made a joke about the possibility that vaccines could cause people to explode and they’re taking it at face value. Spitting out the same messages over and over “it’s safe and effective” and “You’re spreading misinformation” and demanding I provide evidence that vaccines cause people to explode and seriously explaining that vaccines do not cause people to explode. Wow.

Maybe the world didn't go cross-eyed. It was the bots.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yes it was fast tracked but it did not bypass all normal regulations.

Not only was the vaccine incredibly safe it was also incredibly effective.

[-] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not only was the vaccine incredibly safe it was also incredibly effective.

Are you telling me, or are you telling yourself that?

I don't know, man. They said the same thing about PFAS, thalidomide, the 1976 U.S. swine flu vaccine and fentanyl. You could have up to an 80% increased chance of exploding before the age 65.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is just straight up misinformation.

Show the statistics on ‘an 80% increased chance of exploding before the age 65’ or look at every single study that show it’s incredibly safe.

[-] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you joking or is the whole world still cross-eyed about this?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Most of the world and the majority of the researchers and scientists agree.

Do you want to provide some studies showing how they’re all wrong?

[-] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure you're a bot. You seem completely unable to parse my comments.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

You’re attempting to spread misinformation that’s been throughly debunked so I’m not sure what else I’m supposed to be reading?

[-] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

Really now? It's been thoroughly debunked that vaccines cause people to explode? I could be wrong, but I think that I am the very first person on Earth to propose that.

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