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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 30 points 5 days ago

I don't care how hot the weather is, roller skating in beach clothes is asking for a hospital visit. And this is in the 70s, they were probably using thiomersal or hydrogen peroxide for antiseptics, which hurt like hell.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

Just thinking about the good skating falls/slides I've had and imaging them on concrete with bare skin biden-pain

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Good old tincture of merthiolate, my grandma’s bottle had a handwritten label. Mmm. Mercury.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

One time they started advertising that the new version of merthiolate didn't hurt. They lied.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Lmao all they did was take the mercury out sometime in like the 80s, the mercury wasn’t the part that made it sting, it stung because it was like 48% alcohol.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

I wish I knew this, I could have been getting blitzed on mercury-laced alcohol

[-] ephemeral@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

they're quad skates, it's pretty hard to fall down in those

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

calling @flakesbongler we need simpsons screens of the old lady with iodine please

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

While carrying a child??? Or am I misinterpreting the front persons leg positioning?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

That person is not skating lol

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