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If they were using Linux, it would randomly not boot one day and take 3 days and 43 steps to troubleshoot
The thing is this is the space program, so if they were on Linux they'd be on some Debian build from the 00s and you'd have to go through ten mission specialists every time you wanted to run sudo
Some old-ass BSD derivative (built for Z80 architecture) where you have to recompile the kernel every time the core rope memory gets kinked
a real country's space program would include a Kernel Officer on every mission, with standard issue programming socks
Kernel Space Program
Colonel Kernel
Still better than Windows 11.
how dare you not fellate Linux
I would happily fellate Linux all day if it fucking worked.
Only if they update past an LTS