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Why not just advice people to rinse with alcohol or hydrogen peroxide? It's harder to misunderstand.
You said MD 20/20 and hydrogen sulfate right into my eyeballs? You got it doc😎
Poor little Johnny, for he is no more.
As what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4.
🤦 Just use soap and a soft brush.
Like, a hairbrush?
🤦 toothbrush will be fine.
i'm pretty sure they said hydrazine. i was right there watching them talk while i listened to music
because water is far widely available than alcohol or hydrogen peroxide...
And not because it would sting like hell?
(that we the joke BTW)
i am not sure, i have never tried to pour alcohol into my eye...
Give it a shot some time. Live a little. Life is all about experiencing new things.
Eyeball Paul was ahead of his time
Hydrogen peroxide is called oxygenated water in Spanish. H202, makes sense if you think about it.
I'll see myself out.
Here, dump this beer can over my face, the doctor said so.