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[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What the fuck is "half a pickup truck" for a measure

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Americans will use anything other than the metric system.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

As an american, I am 100% onboard on switching entirely to measuring things in terms of pickup trucks.

[-] Corngood@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago
  1. Preheat oven to 1 pickup truck
  2. Bake for 1 pickup truck
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

F-350°F for F-150 minutes.

I think this could be an untapped cookbook market. Make it look like a shop manual and I’m in.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

This recipe serves 2-3 pickup trucks

[-] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Since most automobiles are water-cooled, the pickup truck temp is probably about 110 f / 43 c, so you'd want to preheat to 3 1/2 pickup trucks.

Similarly, since the mean life of trucks is probably 20 years, we'd measure casual time in a subdivisions of 175,320 hours / 10,519,200 minutes. One picotruck would be 1/10th of a minute, so you want to bake for 300 pico-trucks

We will of course maintain this system once trucks become 50-year lived semi-autonomous drones that never get over 35 c, because the one constant in defining units is that rejiggijng definitions is preferred to technical precison.

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Your oven will preheat in about 5 minutes, which means it's heading at 3pickup trucks per 50 picotrucks, or, once you reduce the units, 60 billion.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a Canadian publication.

EDIT:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Narwhal

The Narwhal is a Canadian investigative online magazine that focuses on environmental issues.[1][2]

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

yeah, we have fucking idiots who have no idea what a kilogram is.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe if we tricked them into saying, like, "as heavy as a three hundred kilogram box of bricks"

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't mind the "size of common everyday thing" for a news article. It gives an easy to understand measure of the scale.

It's the "half" part that is infuriating. Like, you couldn't just pick another common object of the right size? Like, I'm pretty sure you could just say "a sedan" and be pretty close to the size. Is this just AI writing titles?

Just another method of getting clicks. Writing stupid titles like "half a pickup truck sized" so people click it to understand what the fuck they mean.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't know why that's more frightening

Edit: I realized it's childhood trauma.

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Supreme_Commander

Americans will use literally anything except the metric system 😔

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Two of them is roughly the size of a pickup truck...

Like, it's volume, they could say X gallons, but it would be hard for people to visualize. So people use an example most readers would be familiar with.

Have you honestly never wondered why journalists use random things? Or has no one taken the time to answer before?

It's been common literally for centuries before either of us were born, but most likely all of human existence. Just with animals like buffalo instead of pickup trucks.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You know what is roughly half the size of an American pickup truck and very common? A sedan. Like a regular sized car.

The annoying thing isn't using a common object to show scale. It's that they are cutting it in half. Like, you have other whole objects to choose from. It kind of ruins the point.

That's what frustrates me about the title at least.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That half giraffe really killed me.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

You know what is roughly half the size of an American pickup truck and very common? A sedan. Like a regular sized car.

Oh ok...

Seems like you have two problems:

  1. You have no idea how big an American pickup truck is

  2. Instead of asking questions, you make assumptions and hope someone teaches you

One is a much bigger problem than the other, I wish you best of luck with both tho.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mods want to explain why linking carsized.com and telling a commenter they are being pretentious gets a comment removed by mods?

Edit: Maybe it's my mobile app? When someone blocks you maybe it's confusing the comment thread? Idk.

[-] No1@aussie.zone -1 points 1 week ago
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