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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[-] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Hmm that's an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?

[-] Neato@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

There are ways to purify your own water, as long as the contaminants aren't from something like nuclear, biological or chemical warfare. Subsistence farming is a LOT harder.

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Especially with increasing effects of climate change. Unexpected droughts, floods, etc can decimate a subsistence farm very quickly

[-] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Are you my roomate?

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