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[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 47 points 5 days ago

If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my "do not watch" list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn't do shit.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago
[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago
[-] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 27 points 5 days ago

WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

[-] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Glad you survived that.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Oh, yeah, she'sdead

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago
[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I've always thought how ridiculously on the nose it was for her to star in a TV show where she was breaking out of a religious cult...and that she was in one IRL. Especially that her IRL cult has been linked to murders, silencing witnesses, and a miriad of other illegal acts. She just swapped roles apparently.

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it's all her fault

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Damnit. I'm surprised I didn't know.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That explains why she's in so many things.

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