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[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 69 points 3 days ago

That greasy fuck... Everything he touches turns to shit. How is he still alive?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

He shook hands with Death and Death turned to shit.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

He's held together by nothing but malice.

[-] Astrealix@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I mean, more than normal amounts of people have tried to kill him

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

The ideal would be for him to choke on a hamburger. That'd be the most poetic.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

In public, on camera, after boasting he can eat burgers until he's 100.

The Maga nuts will still think it was a Democrat plot.

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 1 points 2 days ago

I'm not picky ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] stretch2m@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago

Depending on who you believe.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

I think there's a list where they all try to organise schedules so that they don't interfere with each other's plans.

[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No purportedly related attack seemingly has been directed or credible. They all were terrible and not even remotely close, so it's either fake, unrelated, or a false flag.

[-] Astrealix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, the White House Correspondents' Dinner one was pretty credible imo.

[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He got feet inside just past the security gate and then fell down due to nothing. He got a visual on nobody in particular and named nobody in particular and there is no conclusive evidence he fired any bullets. He might as well have stayed home and played in his yard, not even close.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Understandable reaction.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Evil never dies, unfortunately.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

He'll die evnetually. Hopefully it's slow and painful.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago

Sure, but he is doing all this for the corporation oligarch overlords. They are the ones benefiting from all this (Trump takes his cut of course), and they will want to keep benefiting after he dies.

[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I'm hoping it's more Stalin/Gaddafi-esque

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 points 2 days ago

RFK Jr: (standing by, salivating as he retrieves his fun size field dressing kit from his sock garter)

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

But is there any reason to expect things will suddenly get better when he does? His allies will fight each other for the throne when he dies and the most unscrupulous will win it

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

Nah, you're fucked. It will take decades to get to the point the US was in before he got president.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

My grandfather had skin cancer and type 2 diabetes and woke up every morning to eat 2 lemon Tastycake pies. He never quit smoking and couldn't really stand or think well, and wasted his money on eBay cars and trying to flee to different plots of lands around the world.

Anyways, he died just recently at 88 years old.
People forget humans are durable until they aren't. Medicine makes it easier to hide and get a couple extra years, but unfortunately for all of us his body will hold on till it doesnt anymore.

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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