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[-] neutronbumblebee@mander.xyz 43 points 21 hours ago

Also diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here's a dollar. Plus discount's for multiple asteroid fragments.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 26 points 20 hours ago

Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

That guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn't sue him for the Chisxulub incident.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That ruins the joke tho.

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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