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[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 136 points 2 years ago

The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 84 points 2 years ago

Or start them. Source: Iliad.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died..

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps

[-] Kornblumenratte@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

One thing doesn't exclude the other

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also...

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
  1. This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird
  2. Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we're still 0 - 0
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

No I cannot, that's why it's a joke.
I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I'm sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Ichiro@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿

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