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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Yo what kind of fucking childhood did this freak have?

[-] heiferlips@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

That’s my childhood to a tee.

Mostly wandered the streets during summertime. No cable, no video games, so I went outside when I woke up, played with the neighborhood kids til the streetlights came on or someone’s parent came outside and hollered for us to get our ass home. Drank water from the hosebibb at whatever house we were in front of at the time. I wandered the bushes around our place with a bolt action .22 or my BB gun. I had a key to let myself in/out. At least twice I had adults tell me that they were there to pick me up and take me home. I rode my bike for miles unsupervised, five, six miles from home.

That’s a pretty boomer way to phrase all that shit, but the facts are mostly correct.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Time to pack it up grandpa.

spoilerI'm a millennial so I have no right to talk.

[-] heiferlips@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

That’s right it’s feeding time at the home and it’s pudding night, so I gtg.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

I'm like dead-center millennial and this is an extremely exaggerated and stupid-to-brag-about, but not completely wrong, version of my childhood.

This person's just doing the "father I cannot click the book" joke because gen xrs are boomers.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

The childhood where there was still lead in the gas I guess

[-] heiferlips@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Lead in the gas, lead in the house paint, lead in the toys paint, lead in the plumbing. Just lousy with the stuff.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Lead in the brain. Just a solid lump of soft metal up there

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a totally normal childhood and like the lamest possible thing you could brag about.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

You're at once correct and also it's a fucking tragedy.

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

the kind their failing mind remembers poorly and their vanity fills in the blanks

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Although if your childhood wasn’t actually completely insane, you might not have remembered tons of it anyways…

[-] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

kind of jealous tbh, I had the exact opposite upbringing and I feel like it's part of why I'm fucked up and terminally online

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

If it makes you feel any better, it doesn't matter. I had sort of this childhood and wound up here too.

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