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The forbidden peach. (lemmy.ca)
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[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

[-] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Dental. Dam.

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