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The forbidden peach. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 year ago by Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] RelativeArea0@lemmy.ml 144 points 1 year ago

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[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago

God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable

Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, that's the devils work!

Also God: I made the devil

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

[-] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Dental. Dam.

[-] Wussy@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago

The garden of Eden Dat Ass.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 93 points 1 year ago

[-] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

What's this anime called again!? It's on the top of my tongue

[-] Mxcwater@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl

[-] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you! I knew it was something Bunny girl

[-] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

grass, touch it!!! (:

[-] chatokun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 35 points 1 year ago

And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Juicy

[-] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 81 points 1 year ago

[-] 13p@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Get in there James

[-] skyler@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Is this peach also full of bugs?

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You mean probiotics?

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Slimy, yet satisfying..

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's more likely than you think.

[-] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.

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