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[-] regul@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago

>no-foolin for-reals handjob

>over the pants rubbin

Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

over-the-pants hojo is a hojo nonetheless, I don't make the rules

[-] regul@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago
[-] Magician@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Hojo or no hojo! Vote tonight on Hexbear's Next Struggle Session!

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

I'd be willing to get super into the drama on this one to the point where multiple threads need to get made about my reaction and I post multiple paragraphs doubling down on my take before my ultimate ban rat-salute

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Hexbear, we need to talk about handjobs

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

You're doing the Lord's work

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I would call it manual labor maybe

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I went in expecting to see a JFK, and all I got was horny after two glasses of wine during appies at Chili's.

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