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How about an adolescent kangaroo?

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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Galapagos tortoise. That's the largest I can think of without teeth and claws, not fast, and not in water.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's got a shell, and turles/tortoises can still bite pretty bad without teeth, consider the snapping turtle.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

A turtle is a good idea.

A shell is a great defense against a biting predator, but not great against a thinking / tool-using predator.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

To be fair, since it was specified that one must fight the animal with one's bare hands, tool use is probably cheating here

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Bare hands doesn't necessarily mean "only punches". You can't pick up a rock if there's one on the ground? To me "with your bare hands" means going into the fight without preparation, with your hands empty originally. No guns, no swords, no rocket artillery. Like, you were out for a hike and a ________ attacked you.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not to mention siege warfare as an option…

[-] smort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yes, my favorite bare handed tactic is using a trebuchet

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’m just saying you could probably starve them out, but a trebuchet could be fun too. I won’t report you…

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'll allow it, because trebuchets are great.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Avoid the front end, attack the back end.

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