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What's just a little smaller than a goose? I do know my limitations.
A duck-sized duck?
As a man who has witnessed Duck Raping Season, best avoided.
I hope you were merely a witness and not a participant
What happens during Duck Raping Season stays in Duck Raping Season.
That seems manageable. Geese resort to fowl play.
I would seriously consider some of the larger animals discussed here, if necessary, in self defense.
But not a goose. A goose comes at me, and I'm going to flee. Those suckers mean business.
I took on a goose once, actually picked the thing up and threw it, so..... would that be called winning?
Absolutely. Survival is a win when it comes to geese.
If you were not hospitalized, it goes in the W column.