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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

If they replaced your family they definitely replaced your psychiatrist too.

[-] MrCheeze445@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

it's not impossible that they even replaced you!

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I’m delicious

[-] riyria@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Your lithium isn’t actually lithium anymore, it’s govt nanobots that are going to implant in your brain and emit and receive 5g waves.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Im so happy cause today I found my friends. They’re in my head. I’m so vaxxed up, its okay cause so are you, we broke our cells. Buy my groceries in a daze cause I’m 5G.

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