77
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
77 points (100.0% liked)
chapotraphouse
13535 readers
929 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
How you look falling down needs to be part of the primary process. Will the candidate tuck and roll with aplomb or do they splat out like a Family Guy character?
From the lib POV - it really always boils down to - our old guys is great and your old guy is orange man bad.
Leftist: "He fell down again. He's not fit to be president even now. How will you spin that?"
Lib: "I do not need to 'spin' it. He gets style points from me in fact. Like an Olympic gymnast not quite hitting the landing - he tucked and rolled with aplomb. Imagine if Trump had fallen down. First..."
Monkey's paw finger curls
US Presidential Elections will now be decided by Willy Wonka rolls.
"Biden does pushups. That only proves he's not dead. I mean - still live but not strong and powerful. Strong and powerful but Trump is limber too. Limber - funny word. Sounds like 'timber' but no wood. And any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll." Some in the audience start yelling out "Now!" Trump pauses. The "Now!" has becomes a chant. He is slightly annoyed. "Not now - I'm wearing a suit. But any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll..."