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submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 11 months ago

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[-] demonquark@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago
[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[-] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

[-] huge_clock@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It's calcium phosphate still right not just phosphorus?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

This is like saying PLA is biodegradable lmao

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago
[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

Really though. The article I link to shows it's uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

~~Nobody actually cares though~~ SatansMaggotyCumFart may care, but I dont, you do realize that.. you're trying to make some point but this is a fucking meme community dude..

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

Thank you, Satan's maggoty cum farts!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What piece of equipment is that track shovel for?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

A dozer, I suppose, if I had to pick.

I used mine for digging. Lots. Lots and lots of digging. I put the entire rodentia order to shame

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago

i think you were supposed to say your username in there somehow, the rest of us are all doing it

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Dude, why would you say that?

This is a fucking meme community.

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the esteemed SatansMaggoryCumFart has spoken!!!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.

You don't have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I'll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world below for instance

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

You're sending really mixed signals.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 11 months ago

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

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