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[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Can we get an update on this man's health?

[-] KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I want an update on his butthole the morning after, I love Carolina reaper hot sauce but PHEW, I have to limit myself if I don't want too painful of a shit the next morning

They had to surgically bypass his butthole, would have caused too severe damage and our plastic surgery hasn't gotten buttholes down just yet. They installed a sting from his upper intestine directly to a lead-reinforced toulet.

[-] KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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