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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 221 points 2 years ago

For non-Americans, Fort Wayne is very, very far from the ocean. Like a long distance, then over a huge mountain range and then another long distance.

[-] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 years ago

If it is a package from China it wouldnt change anything right?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago

I would think that no matter where it's coming from, falling into the ocean in Fort Wayne would be a neat trick.

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago

clipped through the terrain and fell to the bottom of the map where the global water level is set at

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Thats what happens when you cheap out on map designers and have one old guy do everything that grew up in a time before computers were a thing even. Oh and of course he is also the only guy programming and maintaining the engine, has to do all the character conception and management demands some immersive sandbox experience with particle physics down to quantum level.

No wonder the updates just get shittier and shittier.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah, they didn't grow up before computers: they were programing mainframes in the 60s. Those programmers can write you an absolute masterpiece of software ... in COBOL. Also, they don't bother with documentation because they're intimately familiar with every line of code considering they created the whole system from scratch 40 years ago.

The point at when you're "screwed" is when they retire and some poor bastard inherits an inscrutably complex system, written in a 60 year old language no one uses anymore, and with zero documentation.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

But does Fort Wayne just mean it’s the next checkpoint on the way to the destination?

So could easily be some port on the west coast where the container fell off a ship?

[-] mindrover@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Most likely but it's funnier if you don't think about that.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

me neither, probs why I didnt get the joke in the first place

[-] ReCursing@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

Trebuchet. Really powerful trebuchet

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Maybe they’re testing out hypersonic mail planes. You lose a box somewhere over Fort Wayne and you’re just goin so goddamn fast it doesn’t land till it hits the gulf

[-] figurys@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe someone can do the math how fast you would have to be going?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Fort Wayne would be the last place it was checked before falling into the ocean

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago

Thanks. This was useful context.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

What mountains? There aren't any mountains between Fort Wayne and Mobile, AL. (Or between it and Fort Albany, ON, for that matter)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Congratulations, you got me. The Appalachians don't go all the way across the entire North American continent. I apologize for daring to make such a suggestion.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

To be fair, I initially wanted to comment about how clever you were because even most Americans would forget about the Ozarks being in the way, but then I checked a map and realized they were too far west.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I only see one location in OPs screenshot. How do we know where this is coming from or going to?

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There are two locations: Fort Wayne, IN and an unspecified point in the ocean. Of the paths between Fort Wayne and an ocean, the ones people are most likely to think of (e.g. from the Atlantic or the Pacific) involve crossing mountains, but others (e.g. from the Gulf of Mexico or Hudson Bay) do not.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I guess I was not thinking of Hudson Bay as “the ocean” lol

[-] droans@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But if it's going to the ocean from Fort Wayne, it'll have to go East.

The Maumee River meets up with Lake Erie which eventually goes towards the Hudson Bay and the Atlantic Ocean.

Although I suppose that still doesn't have to cross the mountain.

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