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[-] Judge_Juche@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Lol, atleast charge a nominal fee, it's way more suspicious for a pizza place to just give away pizza. Like ask for 10 bucks and get a pack of smokes for you and Jimmy No Ears.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Used to be the money laundering joints were the best restaurants because they didn't need to turn a profit.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

If they do that, they have to report it to the IRS, though. That's basically how they caught Al Capone.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

thats what the pizza shop is there for in the first place, to launder money

they mark dirty money as cash sales and report that to the irs

[-] JuneFall@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

IN my city there was a case in which cops did watch a joint for a couple of days multiple days per week. They noticed that the amount of real customers was much much lower than the earnings reported. So they took quite a bit of money and had that money laundering charge.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

clearly they didnt note that the pizzas sold had gold flakes and caviar

[-] regul@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

ypg-brace Always pay taxes on crime money

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