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[-] Judge_Juche@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Lol, atleast charge a nominal fee, it's way more suspicious for a pizza place to just give away pizza. Like ask for 10 bucks and get a pack of smokes for you and Jimmy No Ears.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Used to be the money laundering joints were the best restaurants because they didn't need to turn a profit.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

If they do that, they have to report it to the IRS, though. That's basically how they caught Al Capone.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

thats what the pizza shop is there for in the first place, to launder money

they mark dirty money as cash sales and report that to the irs

[-] JuneFall@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

IN my city there was a case in which cops did watch a joint for a couple of days multiple days per week. They noticed that the amount of real customers was much much lower than the earnings reported. So they took quite a bit of money and had that money laundering charge.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

clearly they didnt note that the pizzas sold had gold flakes and caviar

[-] regul@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago
[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

ypg-brace Always pay taxes on crime money

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