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[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 186 points 1 year ago

Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet

[-] orclev@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 year ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:

"my son is a human. Signed, Mom"

There. QED.

[-] PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?

[-] nomecks@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?

[-] Petter1@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

No, we are all bots, and we know 😉

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else

[-] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve!

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hi

beep boop I'm a bot

[-] wiki_me@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Come with me if you want to waste time

[-] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

I am actually several bots sharing a single account!

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform...

Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do!

... Oh boy.

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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