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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)
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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[-] livus@kbin.social 251 points 1 year ago

Damn the Onion is on fire lately.

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago

And all it took was a human catastrophe.

[-] fleabomber@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Crazy-laugh-cry

[-] brewery@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

So is Gaza.

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