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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had surgery three weeks back. The mood in the OR was good. As they were strapping me to the table for bone surgery on my femur, ( They were going to have to exert force, and I needed to be on my side), I asked them if tbay had all watched the youtube tutorials. Laughs ensued.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

*Laughs and slight sideways glances at eachother

Ftfy

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Some of them forgot to watch the youtube tutorials

[-] TommyAdagio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Stealing this for my next colonoscopy.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"I'm an influencer, can I stream this on Twitch?"

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