Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album (lemmy.world)

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I'll get the ball rolling:

Dead Man's Shoe (2004)

Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim's late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.

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[-] piskertariot@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

James Bond: Singlepussy.

James settles down and gets monogamous.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I did it for King and Cuntry

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Screenplay - "Goldfinger" (1964)

---- SCENE

James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.

Bond: "Do you exshpect me to talk?"

Goldfinger: Scoffs "No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She's really into you!"

Bond: Relieved "Sure, I could do that."

Goldfinger shuts off the laser.

Goldfinger: "Good."

---- END SCENE

ROLL END CREDITS

🎶Goldfinger. He's the man, the man with the matchmakers touch..."🎶

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023

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