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[-] MycoBro@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I personally find that coffee delivers caffeine in a way superior to pills or Red Bulls or whatever. Coffee gives you a better buzz. Red Bulls and pills are like concentrates to flower. The nuances are lost. quit scratching, my fucking chair Oliver. Edit : on the phone, so I use speech to text and my cat is a dick

[-] NaturalViber@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] MycoBro@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah. He’s a cat. I’m not sure how he would feel if I said “my” cat but I’m the one he has charged with caring for all of his needs, including but not limited to, adding food to his bowl every morning even if it’s still full. I have to at the very least pretend to add food. Also, he doesn’t like to be petted or touched in general, so I’m not even sure what I’m getting out of this relationship.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

quit scratching, my fucking chair Oliver.

Keep scratching Oliver!! 🤣

[-] MycoBro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have a pocket full of pistachios that would like to have a word with you. And if you listen closely you may smell the candied pecans wailing in the distance.

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