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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Okay this is a GENUINE question: Why. Don’t. We. Floss.

I know I’m supposed to, I see the memes, I hear the dentist and dental hygienists advice. I want to, I mean to. Why don’t I??? Why!

[-] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Probably because it's a long, tedious, repetitive task. Brushing teeth only take a minute or two, maybe three if you're getting really thorough, whereas flossing thoroughly or consistently adds much more time to that. At least that's my excuse

[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

My old dentist suggested keeping floss wherever you sit to relax (his example was wherever you sit to watch TV). That way, you can spend as much time as you need to floss thoroughly, without it feeling like flossing is taking up a bunch of time out of your day. It's not a perfect solution, but it has been helping me.

[-] redempt@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

buy floss picks. I floss daily and it takes all of 30 seconds.

[-] StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Yes, let's add to the mounds of plastic already forming on the planet because we can't be bothered to use a string.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

This is not my experience at all. It takes me at least three minutes to brush properly, but I can floss in under a minute.

[-] morgan_423@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

~ Mitch Hedberg

[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

The little pick things you can buy are a game-changer if you're struggling to make it a regular thing. Probably shit for the environment, but they make it easier to get into flossing regularly. Especially if you struggle with the normal flossing wire stuff at all.

[-] randomTingler@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

My teeth are really dense. can't floss.

[-] Draconic_NEO@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I've heard there are thinner flosses that can work for people who's teeth are very close together.

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Tbf there is only really anecdotal evidence regarding the benefits of flossing, anyway: https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/08/06/flossing-isnt-backed-by-science/

[-] AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

What we really need is healthier oral microbiota, the kind that are equipped with miniature flosses to floss your teeth with.

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