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submitted 2 years ago by hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

just have soldiers produce a sperm sample before they go into combat. Wanking off corpses is weird

although if I interpret it correctly bring back our children now is a call to ceasefire

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I truly do not get why you need cum-steal-team-6. Like that can not be more economical in any sense than just freezing sperm before set off, there must be some other motivation here and it escapes me entirely

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

picturing like a ghillied up guy crawling into a Hospital basement he thinks is a Hamas base to use the ol' gasoline trick to manually siphon cum out of his captured comrade with a tube