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[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

2 and 3

Assuming I have the ability to Summon free gravel

I could use it for all sorts of things such as making money, using it as a throwing weapon, etcetera

With the teleportation I could just chain I and travel to any country while maintaining a safe speed limit for my body during transition in and out of teleporting

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah no contest. Gravel can be sold, can teleport through walls or doors

Whoa whoa, the gift is getting free gravel for life. Wanting to summon it is just getting greedy

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Free gravel has to come from somewhere, it's functionally equivalent to summoning it. (Although it could be one of those asshole genie things where they're like "I didn't say how much free gravel)

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

I truly expect with the wording of the rest of this that you need to fill out like a requisition form for the gravel each time you want more.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You have to go to a quarry and pick it up every time. Mind you its still free so your only overhead would be in time and transit. Just sell it below market price to landscapers.

[-] Rhllor@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

3 is just like diablo 2 sorcs just with more button spamming

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